King God of Ultra Running

Yes, I'm the self-appointed King God of Ultra Running!

That may sound bold, but I'm going to knock a few WannabeeUltraRockStarTrailRunners off of their self-made flimsy ego-pedestals.

Watch me burn up the trails up at Psycho Psummer down in Kansas City, Kansas next week.

Kansas????? What the hell?????

I may have to do some low altitude training before I show up there.

And to the race management: git that first place award ready! You should be paying me to run your little race. Just kidding, but that would be totally sick if you did.

By the way, the main reason I entered this race was because I was traveling for work. The other reason I entered: I really like that Krazee-Sick race logo, and am hoping that the shirt has that on it. I've gone out of the way to get great shirts before ----I even entered a mountain bike race on a friend's mtb, just to get a shirt from the Death Race. Crazy, huh? Fetishes, fetishes! Can't have enough fetishes.